Getting tired of seeing the usual cheesy Valentine’s Day cards everywhere you go? Look no further for the quirkiest, most inappropriate, and funniest cards we could find on Etsy – they’re not conventional, to say the least!

1) I love you so much I’d never tag you in a bad photo on Facebook

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2) We go together like tuna fish & cigarettes. 

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3) Our sex is better (Than 50 Shades of Grey)

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4) You are super easy.

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5) Valentine’s blows. Let’s get drunk. 

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6) I love f*cking you

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7) If I had to live without you, I’d shoot myself.

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8) Bitch (censored), you best be my Valentine

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9) Nice….um….rooster

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10) Wanna bone?

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11) I’m so glad you’re as random as me.

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12) Passive-aggressive valentines for your co-workers:

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